One of my daily-reading sites is the blog of Ben Hammersley, who in turn introduced me to the blog of Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf Iraq’s Minister of Truth.
Welcome to Day 2 of our new post war country. I am a little hung over from all of the victory celebrations yesterday (that Tariq Aziz mixes a mean margarita). You may be wondering who all these new people are in Baghdad. Well, as part of the terms of their surrender, the American poodle army has been brought in chains to Baghdad by the victorious Iraqi people. They are now to be our slaves. We make them run the country while Saddam and the leadership take a long and well-deserved vacation. There is much work for them to do, so we make them start immediately. That will teach the infidels to mess with the bravest and most capable army in the Arab world.
It’s great to start the day with a laugh.