Quotes & Toasts

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
Mark Twain

Here’s to the ones we love,
The ones we love so much,
If the ones we love don’t love us back,
Fuck ’em here’s to us!
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When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!
Traditional Irish

Here’s to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.
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Here’s to good friends
Never above you
Never below you
Always beside you
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