The Necromancer

One was short and greasy. The other was taller, and looked like his mother had been scared—scared quite badly—by a scabby vulture.

Jonathan L. Howard in The Necromancer

“With all the best will in the world, Johannes, you’re as much fun as a leper at an orgy.”

Jonathan L. Howard in The Necromancer

Barrow’s Super-Ego was standing on his Ego’s shoulders and bellowing through the air vent to the bridge, “We are in big trouble unless you do something, you hairy oaf! Fight or flight! Fight or flight!” Id wasn’t listening, naturally. He just sat in the captain’s chair with an unseemly tent in his jockey shorts and looked foolishly deep into Layla’s eyes, perfect pools of enchanting quicksand from which few escaped.

Jonathan L. Howard in The Necromancer